Ship/Member: Soonyoung/Hoseok (BTS) Major Tags: Implied NSFW Additional Tags:does horangi power have horny implications or nah? very vaguely implied studio sex i guess Permission to remix: lol sure wc: 403
A/N: It's six or seven am im terribly sleep deprived, low on impulse control and hwa's "ahaha you can try" looked like a challenge to me. Sorry, or you're welcome, depending on what your response to this is lmao.
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Soonyoung, for his part, feels like he should be surprised it took this long for someone to come to the same conclusion as he had on the very second day.
It's been a long month, and the first coup has only just been put down and the people are being pacified through a quick theatrical release of 2 Horangi 2 Furious to Roar.
Somehow Soonyoung is back where it all began: in BTS J-Hope's snazzy 16th floor studio, something groovy with a thick bass reverberating from the speakers and Hoseok on his knees between Soonyoung's feet.
Maybe he should rewind a little there.
On the third day after Horanghaegate, as Seungkwan calls it-- Soonyoung preferred The Tigercoming... it isn't everyday that Mike fucking Tyson steals a furry superhero epithet for the coming of age ceremony of your fursona. Maybe Soonyoung could ask Bang PD to re-release the Spiderman films fom a tiger's perspective….to keep up with contemporary trends, really.
Anyway, what was Soonyoung thinking about?
The movement between his legs is as clear of a reminder as he'll get.
So the million dollar question that Soonyoung asked himself on day three and that hasn't been broached by anyone else yet, the question only the brave kneeling at his feet have had the foresight to ask: does every part of Soonyoung get bigger and stronger with every fervent horangdan cry released into the skies?
Which is sort of a tame and convoluted way of saying, Soonyoung's horanghae powers are known to give him a crazy number of abilities. Soonyoung has out-bench-pressed every goddamn jacked up kid Mingyu has brought home and flipped Kang fucking Hodong onto a straw mat. They're thinking of making him an ambassador for the next Olympics just so he'll spare them and not participate. Last week Soonyoung got declared as an honorary heavyweight champion.
Soonyoung could do anything right now, given the appropriate encouragement.
But Jung Hoseok, has maneuvered his way around what looked like the entirety of international press outside the Seventeen dorms, and Choi Seungcheol, all because he wants to know if Soonyoung's dick will grow bigger if Hoseok sweet talks to it in tiger tongue.
Pants pooling around his feet, Soonyoung has a sudden thought.
Hyung, did y'all check if horanghae makes my dick grow in size, he sends.
Jeonghan replies in seconds, We did that when you were asleep on the second day itself, Soonyoung-ah.
[REMIX] does your fursona come with spare parts or are you just happy to see me
Major Tags: Implied NSFW
Additional Tags:does horangi power have horny implications or nah? very vaguely implied studio sex i guess
Permission to remix: lol sure
wc: 403
A/N: It's six or seven am im terribly sleep deprived, low on impulse control and hwa's "ahaha you can try" looked like a challenge to me. Sorry, or you're welcome, depending on what your response to this is lmao.
***
Soonyoung, for his part, feels like he should be surprised it took this long for someone to come to the same conclusion as he had on the very second day.
It's been a long month, and the first coup has only just been put down and the people are being pacified through a quick theatrical release of 2 Horangi 2 Furious to Roar.
Somehow Soonyoung is back where it all began: in BTS J-Hope's snazzy 16th floor studio, something groovy with a thick bass reverberating from the speakers and Hoseok on his knees between Soonyoung's feet.
Maybe he should rewind a little there.
On the third day after Horanghaegate, as Seungkwan calls it-- Soonyoung preferred The Tigercoming... it isn't everyday that Mike fucking Tyson steals a furry superhero epithet for the coming of age ceremony of your fursona. Maybe Soonyoung could ask Bang PD to re-release the Spiderman films fom a tiger's perspective….to keep up with contemporary trends, really.
Anyway, what was Soonyoung thinking about?
The movement between his legs is as clear of a reminder as he'll get.
So the million dollar question that Soonyoung asked himself on day three and that hasn't been broached by anyone else yet, the question only the brave kneeling at his feet have had the foresight to ask: does every part of Soonyoung get bigger and stronger with every fervent horangdan cry released into the skies?
Which is sort of a tame and convoluted way of saying, Soonyoung's horanghae powers are known to give him a crazy number of abilities. Soonyoung has out-bench-pressed every goddamn jacked up kid Mingyu has brought home and flipped Kang fucking Hodong onto a straw mat. They're thinking of making him an ambassador for the next Olympics just so he'll spare them and not participate. Last week Soonyoung got declared as an honorary heavyweight champion.
Soonyoung could do anything right now, given the appropriate encouragement.
But Jung Hoseok, has maneuvered his way around what looked like the entirety of international press outside the Seventeen dorms, and Choi Seungcheol, all because he wants to know if Soonyoung's dick will grow bigger if Hoseok sweet talks to it in tiger tongue.
Pants pooling around his feet, Soonyoung has a sudden thought.
Hyung, did y'all check if horanghae makes my dick grow in size, he sends.
Jeonghan replies in seconds, We did that when you were asleep on the second day itself, Soonyoung-ah.