Ship/Member: Any
Major Tags: N/A
Additional Tags: fake dating/marriage, fluff and/or dark comedy
Do Not Wants: None

Prompt: AU inspired by this tumblr post by user @/chatonnoir. In case the link breaks, the post's text is below:

There's this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I’ve had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I’m this close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there’s a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you.

Feel free to change the chicken tenders to some other food item of your choice. Have fun!